Wednesday, 5 August 2020

THE BOOKWORM'S GUIDE TO DATING TEASER๐Ÿ“š

image.pngTHE BOOKWORM'S GUIDE TO DATING TEASER๐Ÿ“š



“You’re determined to get books in your profile picture, aren’t you?”
Slowly, I raised my wine glass to my lips and sipped. I wasn’t even going to answer such a stupid question.
Of course I was going to have books in my profile picture.
What kind of bookworm did he think I was?
“All right, all right, all right.” He waved a hand. “Your profile isn’t bad, but a little more information isn’t going to hurt. You like hiking the trails, so you can put that in. You should also really include what you’re looking for out of the website. Some people are there for a good time, some are there for casual dates, and some are there for a relationship like you are. The last thing you want is to waste your time on someone just looking for a hookup.”
“Fine, pass me my phone.” I made a ‘gimme’ motion with my hand and he gave it back to me. I clicked the button to edit my profile and set to it, then read it out when I was done. ““Perpetually awkward bookworm with unlimited access to books and questionable White Peak magnets. I like to spend my mornings gardening with my coffee and mentally judging fictional people for their bad decisions. A fan of hiking the trails around town, but you might have to brace yourself for bookish rants. Looking for a relationship where we can mutually disparage awful book-to-movie adaptations into our old age.””
Josh blinked at me. “Well, there’s a lot more detail in there, that’s for sure.”
“What’s wrong with that? I might as well be honest about what I want from life.”
“It’s like you’re trying to make this hard for me.”
“Well, I’m not going to go out of my way to make this easy.”
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